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{"type":"standard","title":"Smug, Poland","displaytitle":"Smug, Poland","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7546589","titles":{"canonical":"Smug,_Poland","normalized":"Smug, Poland","display":"Smug, Poland"},"pageid":21561569,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Smug_2018.jpg/320px-Smug_2018.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Smug_2018.jpg","width":4000,"height":2250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263168134","tid":"f840f30d-ba8b-11ef-993a-da6b3ed348cd","timestamp":"2024-12-15T02:26:20Z","description":"Settlement in Pomeranian Voivodeship, Poland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.555,"lon":17.26111111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug%2C_Poland","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug%2C_Poland?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug%2C_Poland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smug%2C_Poland"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug%2C_Poland","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Smug%2C_Poland","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug%2C_Poland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smug%2C_Poland"}},"extract":"Smug is a settlement in the administrative district of Gmina Debrzno, within Człuchów County, Pomeranian Voivodeship, in northern Poland. It lies approximately 4 kilometres (2 mi) north-east of Debrzno, 13 km (8 mi) south-west of Człuchów, and 128 km (80 mi) south-west of the regional capital Gdańsk.","extract_html":"
Smug is a settlement in the administrative district of Gmina Debrzno, within Człuchów County, Pomeranian Voivodeship, in northern Poland. It lies approximately 4 kilometres (2 mi) north-east of Debrzno, 13 km (8 mi) south-west of Człuchów, and 128 km (80 mi) south-west of the regional capital Gdańsk.
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La Bandera is a 1935 French drama film directed by Julien Duvivier and starring Annabella, Jean Gabin and Robert Le Vigan. It was based on the 1931 novel La Bandera by Pierre Mac Orlan. After committing a brutal murder in Paris, a Frenchman flees to Barcelona where he enlists in the Spanish Foreign Legion. He is sent to fight in Morocco where he unexpectedly bonds with his comrades and marries a local woman before his past begins to catch up with him. Like Duvivier's other works of the period, the film is infused with poetic realism.
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