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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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Tirana 8 is one of the 24 administrative units in Tirana.
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\"Far l'amore\" is a song by French music producer and DJ Bob Sinclar, with vocals by Italian singer Raffaella Carrà, sampled from her 1976 hit \"A far l'amore comincia tu\". It was released on 17 March 2011 and peaked at number 6 in Italy.
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