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Munshiganj Sadar is an upazila of Munshiganj District in the Division of Dhaka, Bangladesh.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Vogue Records","displaytitle":"Vogue Records","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2547545","titles":{"canonical":"Vogue_Records","normalized":"Vogue Records","display":"Vogue Records"},"pageid":336771,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/VogueRecordSugarBlues.jpg","width":289,"height":345},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/VogueRecordSugarBlues.jpg","width":289,"height":345},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274577469","tid":"63133509-e5ce-11ef-99f3-fd9f93409bf9","timestamp":"2025-02-08T03:40:06Z","description":"American record label (1946–1947)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_Records","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_Records?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_Records?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vogue_Records"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_Records","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Vogue_Records","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_Records?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vogue_Records"}},"extract":"Vogue Records was a short-lived United States–based record label of the 1940s, noted for the artwork embedded in the records themselves. Founded in 1946 as part of Sav-Way Industries of Detroit, Michigan, the discs were initially a hit, because of the novelty of the colorful artwork, and the improved sound compared to the shellac records dominant at the time. The discs were manufactured by first sandwiching printed illustrations around a core of aluminum, then coating both sides with clear vinyl upon which the grooves were stamped.","extract_html":"
Vogue Records was a short-lived United States–based record label of the 1940s, noted for the artwork embedded in the records themselves. Founded in 1946 as part of Sav-Way Industries of Detroit, Michigan, the discs were initially a hit, because of the novelty of the colorful artwork, and the improved sound compared to the shellac r