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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Dushanbe Synagogue","displaytitle":"Dushanbe Synagogue","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3321294","titles":{"canonical":"Dushanbe_Synagogue","normalized":"Dushanbe Synagogue","display":"Dushanbe Synagogue"},"pageid":4242305,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Synagogue_of_Dushanbe2.jpg/330px-Synagogue_of_Dushanbe2.jpg","width":320,"height":425},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Synagogue_of_Dushanbe2.jpg","width":2120,"height":2816},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258644809","tid":"9a1d3bf9-a781-11ef-aec8-bf1197ad0614","timestamp":"2024-11-20T20:54:15Z","description":"19th C. Bukharan synagogue, part of the city's Jewish community center, since razed","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.5133,"lon":68.7273},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dushanbe_Synagogue","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dushanbe_Synagogue?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dushanbe_Synagogue?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dushanbe_Synagogue"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dushanbe_Synagogue","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dushanbe_Synagogue","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dushanbe_Synagogue?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dushanbe_Synagogue"}},"extract":"The Dushanbe Synagogue, also known as the Bukharian Synagogue, was a former Bukharian Jewish congregation and synagogue, located in Dushanbe, the capital of Tajikistan. Constructed in the 19th century in one of the two Jewish Quarters in Dushanbe at the time, the synagogue was demolished between 2006 and 2008.","extract_html":"
The Dushanbe Synagogue, also known as the Bukharian Synagogue, was a former Bukharian Jewish congregation and synagogue, located in Dushanbe, the capital of Tajikistan. Constructed in the 19th century in one of the two Jewish Quarters in Dushanbe at the time, the synagogue was demolished between 2006 and 2008.
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