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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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