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Derek Allen Ryan is an American professional ice hockey forward for the Bakersfield Condors in the American Hockey League (AHL) while under contract to the Edmonton Oilers of the National Hockey League (NHL).
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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
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Channel 9, known by its brand name El Nueve is an Argentine free-to-air television network based in Buenos Aires with programming centred on general entertainment.
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