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Foxy Brown is the second soundtrack and the fifth studio album by American soul musician Willie Hutch, for the film of the same name. It was released in 1974 via Motown Records.
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Hometown Life is the second solo studio album by American rock musician Sully Erna, released on September 30, 2016.
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