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Punkin Center is an unincorporated community in Lincoln County, Colorado, United States, located at the junction of State Highway 94 and State Highway 71.
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Anthony Gerard Martin Barrett is a British chemist, and Sir Derek Barton Professor of Synthesis, Glaxo Professor of Organic Chemistry at Imperial College London. He is Director of the Wolfson Centre for Organic Chemistry in Medical Science. He was elected a fellow of the Royal Society in 1999 and Academy of Medical Sciences in 2003. He obtained a BSc as well as PhD from Imperial College London in 1973 and 1975 respectively.
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