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Sheppey United F.C. is a football club based on the Isle of Sheppey in Kent. The club are members of the Isthmian League South East Division and play at the Penny Roofing Stadium, formerly known as Holm Park. The club is affiliated to the Football Association and is an FA Charter Standard club.
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